Current mood:

pissed off

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT!!!!

NO NO NO NO NO!!!!

FUCKING ROBBED! ROBBED IN MY OWN GODDAMN APARTMENT COMPLEX!!!! AND WHAT'S WORSE.... THE FUCKING LIGHTING WAS SHIT SO I DIDN'T SEE SHIT EXCEPT FUCKING TWO BLACK MALES WHO LOOKED HIGH AS SHIT.

I'M A COMPLETE DUMBASS TOO. I WAS COMPLETELY NOT PAYING ATTENTION. I KNEW A CAR WAS BEHIND ME, BUT THERE ARE ALWAYS CARS GOING TO MY APT COMPLEX LATE AT NIGHT. WHAT REALLY MAKES ME AN UTTER AND COMPLETE DUMBASS IS NOT NOTICING THAT THEY DIDN'T DRIVE PAST ME WHEN I PARKED.

NOOOOOO!!!! INSTEAD WHAT HAPPENS? THEY PARK RIGHT BEHIND ME. HEY GUESS WHAT? I DON'T HAVE A HANDLE ON THE INSIDE OF MY CAR DOOR SO I HAVE TO ROLL DOWN THE WINDOW AND THEN OPEN IT...THEN ROLL IT BACK UP BEFORE I TURN OFF MY CAR AND LOCK UP. IN THIS TIME PERIOD I STILL WAS TOO FUCKING STUPID TO REALIZE THEY HAD PARKED BEHIND ME AND STILL DIDN'T NOTICE AFTER I HAD STOOD UP OUT OF THE CAR.

"give us your wallet?"

"Sorry, I didn't hear you"

"Take out your wallet, fool."

"Oh, my money no problem, chief."

"Nah motherfucker give us your whole wallet, fucking lay down on the ground."

"Don't Fucking look at us look at the ground, nigga"

DAMN IT! NOT ONLY THAT BUT I COULDN'T SEE A LICENSE PLATE BECAUSE OF SHITTY/NONEXISTANT LIGHTING.

DUDE, SERIOUSLY.... WHAT THE FUCK! NO WEAPONS, JUST TWO BLACK GUYS. COULD I HAVE RAN? NOT TOO FAR FROM THE APTS TO ACTUALLY POUND ON SOME DOORS ON THE WAY UP THE STAIRS. NO, NOT SUPPOSE TO AGGRIVATE ROBBERS. THEY MIGHT HAVE HAD SOMETHING ON THEM... MIGHT....MIGHT

IF MY MOM FOUND OUT NOT ONLY WOULD SHE BITCH AT ME AND CALL ME A MORON, SHE WOULD TELL ME THAT SHE KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN AND BLAME ME FOR NOT PAYING ENOUGH ATTENTION TO GET DESCRIPTIONS.

(Talking to Bank right now.. already 3 gas station charges. Gonna drive by where I think those stations are and see if they can't review tape and get license plate)

This so sucks but I need to get this shit squared. I may not have been smart enough or paid enough attention to get a good look at them... But I'll be damned if I won't be a fucking detective.